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Yo, punk! Didn’t you hear? If yer looking for that new ish for 2014, then look no further. Specially made for Not Normal by the extremely talented Pink Fairy Armadillo. High quality, hefty, sturdy eyeballs clip onto your flannel’s (or whatever) collar. Pretend ya ripped outta the jocks at school!
One set comes with:
2 hand painted clay eyeballs complete with fake (or real who’s to say?) eyelashes and a gold plated chain.
Each eyeball is backed with a sleek alligator clasp to clip to your sweater & collars!
Eyeballs are coated with glossy varnish and acrylic resin.
Keep your eyeball clips away from extreme temperatures to ensure their longevity.
NNT Exclusive! - What’s that? You needed more Cretins of Distortion? Well good news, freaks, the most vile, goo-ey Midwestern, and all around punk fucking fanzine in the midwest (and possibly the world) is back! A true gift to all Cretinkind, issue three clocks in at 54 pages of cut ‘n’ paste glory featuring: an interview with Lightning Yin Yang, a piece on Crucifucks front-person 26, longer write-ups on CHUD, Gas Rag, Big Zit, Vacation, and Wild Child, and 24 pages of reviews. Each comes in a resealable bag with a poster (Lose The Tude/Tenement), a 2.25” button, and a sticker. This is the real fucking deal, welcome to the midwest.
NNT#029 - American Hate Demo - Brand, spanking new six track demo from Oklahoman freaks, American Hate. Ex- and current members of Glow God and Grasseaters craft a truly unsettling manifesto of crime and grime all while managing to create some trippy and furious hardcore. Packaged with a twenty page mini-zine compiling lyrics and propaganda and an American Hate brand shiv.
NNT#028 - Inservibles - Grabaciones 2008-2013 Tape - Here it is, folks. The thirty three track pro-tape of Inservibles’ entire fucking discography. For five long years, these maniacs crafted some of the finest, most off-putting, thought-provoking hardcore punk the world has yet seen or can ever hope to, and NNT is honored to unleash this toxic, plastic rectangle. Drooling, maniacal mutants playing punk upside-down and backwards. With new art by Inservibles mastermind Yecatl Pena.
NNT#027 - Regimen - Upprepning Ar Ofrankomlig Tape - Fourteen track pro-tape compiling the first three demos from this maniacal Swedish gang featuring members of the almighty Commitment Crew. Insane skate-punk reminiscent of Amdi Petersen Arme with a markedly psychedelic bent.
NNT #026 - Gas Rag - Six Song EP - American vinyl pressing of Gas Rag’s flawless demo, for those of you that missed out on da tape version. Six tracks of pure, unadulterated Midwestern idiocy that combine equal parts Fix, Anti-Cimex, and leather, melts ‘em in a pot and huffs the resulting concoction. Whether you’re wall to wallin’ or pogoin’ from floor to ceiling, you know this is for you.
NNT#025 - Permanent Ruin - San Jose EP - New five track EP from this prolific California band, but just as brutal and uncompromising as those fantastic slabs. Just like before, you know this fucker ain’t for no damn milk-babies, this is for the true punk freaks, from the blinding speed, the hard-as-fuck breakdowns, and the best vox in the biz, you’ll have this one flipping on your turntable endlessly. One-color screened cover on brown stock w/ 11x17” poster/lyric sheet.
NNT#024 - Failed Mutation - We’re A Failed Mutation Demo -That’s right, True Believers, Not Normal is back with a brand new offering of Midwest slime: Milwaukee’s Failed Mutation. Some schmucks you know/love got together and oozed out 7 originals plus a Deep Wound cover and were magnanimous enough to let us put it out. Raging hardcore that takes cues from Necros, Zero Boys, and, yeah, a bit of Deep Wound. You’re a Failed Mutation, I’m a Failed Mutaion, We’re all Failed Mutations, so do the mutant shuffle and get this tape, you fucks!
The moment you’ve all been waiting for!
Not Normal is proud to unleash five flawless, punk rock gems on all you freakers (plus a repress!) that will surely damage your ears and fray yer nerves for years to come.
You know what that means: a huge update over at the Not Normal shop including all five, brand new NNT releases: American Hate Demo, Gas Rag - Six Song EP, Inservibles - Grabaciones 2008-2013 Tape, Permanent Ruin - San Jose EP, and Regimen - Upprepning Ar Ofrankomlig Tape. Plus the new NNT-exclusive Cretins of Distortion #3, human eyeballs passing as fashion, and all the great distro shit you’ve come to expect from us assholes.
Head over to www.notnormal.bigcartel.com and do what needs doing.